Someone’s In Trouble

Off with someone’s head,
The Presidential seal fell;
We just can’t have that.

Haiku of the Gist of Campaign Ads

Blah, blah, blah, catchphrase,
Blah, attack the other guys,
Blah, blah, buzz word, blah.

Miracle Drug?

Try our new miracle drug:
It’ll help you eat right,
Sleep right, and lose weight;
It’ll cure headaches and stomachaches,
And cramping of all kinds;
It’ll even out your mood swings,
And make you feel mellow;
It’ll plan your day for you,
And make sure everything goes right;
It’ll change your life,
It’ll transform you into your dream self,
It’ll make everything better for you,
All you have to do it take this one little pill.

But be careful:
It shouldn’t be used by women,
At least those who are pregnant,
Or those who may become so,
Because it can cause complications.
It’s been known to cause sleep apnea,
Sleepwalking and night sweats;
Eating and driving while half-asleep,
And amnesia of those events.
It can cause nausea and diarrhea,
Ulcers and constipation,
Or loose stools and frequent bowel movements,
Even liver failure and heart palpitations.
And in rare cases it can cause insanity,
Strange eye color, or lose of vision,
Increase suicidal thoughts,
And even lead to death.